AUDREY: THE GOOD GIRL
“Someone has sent me another copy of the picture, and I can’t help but stare at it. On my big computer screen it’s incredibly clear. I’m amazed that it’s me.”
Senior Audrey Porter – honors student, set-designer, toothpick-village maker, Cat Stevens owner, future architect. Not the kind of girl who would hook up with Luke DeSalvio. Not the kind of girl who would dump Luke DeSalvio. And not the kind of girl who’d end up in a picture on everyone’s cell. How will she ever trust anyone again…especially herself?
ASH: THE ANGRY GIRL
"Oh, please. Who needs a boyfriend? It's not like we're gonna get married anytime soon. Anyway, like Audrey keeps saying. College is right around the corner."
Poet, semi-goth, occasional smoker, and Audrey’s best friend since forever, Ashley became Ash when she was burned by her Arschloch ex. Is she too jaded to give Nardo a chance?
JOELLE: THE DRAMA QUEEN
“If I ever found out who took that picture of my friend at my party, I. Will. Kill. Them. I will personally shove my purple boot down their throat. But I wonder which of these skinny children are here to try out for the play. I’m sure we’re doing Antigone. I don’t have to tell you that the part belongs to me.”
Gorgeous Joelle Lipshitz, AKA, Joelle Paris, Joelle Roma, Joelle Asia, and Joelle Nepal, is not just the best actress Willow Park High has ever seen, she’s already had a spot on Law & Order. When she's not auditioning for juice commercials, she's the best friend a girl could ever have. She’s never had room for guy in her life before, but could O/Joe change all of that?
PAM: THE BAD GIRL
”I’m not wasting any more time with boys. What do they know about pleasing a girl? Nothing. That’s what they know. I’m saving myself for a man.”
Pam Markovitz, the school slut. But now she’s done something that no one would have ever dreamed she’d do. She’s sworn off guys. So why does everyone keep calling her a ho?
CINDY: THE ROMANTIC
”This girl? Her name is Vienna? She gets rescued from the harem by this guy, Rafe, before anything bad happens to her. And then Rafe falls in love with her. I’m just at the part where he asks her to marry him.”
Cindy, Pam’s best friend is called a ‘ho’ just by association. But Cindy is waiting for something that Audrey, Ash, Pam and Joelle don’t think exist: her knight in shining armor. Her prince. Her one true love. Is that so wrong?